So how many households in America can say they were a house divided at the Ole Miss vs. Texas Tech Cotton Bowl in Dallas?? My guess is not many. One Mother/Daughter team got caught up in the fight to the finish. Mother's alma matar is Texas Tech, while I am no doubt an Ole Miss alum. Riding in seperate cars to the game, 8 hours away, was even necessary. However, mother had to drive her daughter's car to Dallas with TWO Ole Miss Alum window stickers on it. She didn't mind it driving back though. If you can't beat 'em Join 'em.Do they sit together or not? Of course not. One chants Hotty Toddy while the other yells an all mighty "Raider Power". And that 'Guns Up' business, isn't that more racist than having Colonel Reb as a mascot. I mean seriously, if people showed me a hand gesture depicting a gun I would think they were going to shoot me. GET DOWN.
Who would win if Colonel Rebel got into a fight with Pistol Pete? 
They both have such equally large hats would they even be able to see
each other? Colonel Reb may be able to beat Pete with his cane: shove it into his stomach, slap him over the back with it until he goes down then beat him to a bloody red pulp knocking his hat off and stealing his guns, because they don't really have bullets in them. That's about how the game went. Texas Tech just didn't show up with any bullets.
They both have such equally large hats would they even be able to see
each other? Colonel Reb may be able to beat Pete with his cane: shove it into his stomach, slap him over the back with it until he goes down then beat him to a bloody red pulp knocking his hat off and stealing his guns, because they don't really have bullets in them. That's about how the game went. Texas Tech just didn't show up with any bullets.It seemed as though Texas had many Tech-nical difficulties all the way through. Thinking they had the game comfortably won before it even started, Ole Miss proved that the number 2 team in the Big 12 just can't play the boys in the SEC's number 3 team. Call me algebraically challenged, but doesn't this mean that the Big 12 must be the Flag Football League? It will all prove to be true in the BCS where Florida will stomp another non-SEC team. Nobody can touch the SEC. It is NO force to be reckoned with.
While Tech fans were storming out of the stadium named for itself, Cotton Bowl, Rebel fans were busy cheering on their new coach, "Houston - Nutt -- Houston - Nutt -- Houston - Nutt," as he received the Cotton Bowl trophy. Fans stayed long after the game was over to take in the moment and enjoy the end of a season long awaited, since Eli took us to the same Bowl. Victory was sweet for Nutt as well with his first bowl win in his coaching career.
We will be anxiously awaiting next season and seeing where our team will be ranked to start off the 2009 season.
1 comments:
too funny! Your post had me in stitches
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